What I’d Like to See……
August 27, 2008
Things I would like to see:
A device for humans like computers that allows you to clear all private data. With just one button, all of those things that keep bouncing around in your head are just wiped away. Imagine the possibility. Not just for memories you’d rather not keep, but habits, like smoking. Gone in a sec.
Something that gets toothpaste out on the spot.
A deodorant that actually does not leave white marks all over my clothes. Black dress approved my….
A gas station coffee cup lid, which does not also require a bib.
An energy bar that does not taste like chalk.
A B-cup bra without padding. Apparently, someone, somewhere has decided that I need some assistance. That I may, but I don’t think a larger chest is going to help. Although….
Jeans that actually sit above my pelvis to come back in fashion. Call me old school, but I am sure people are sick of seeing my butt crack at this point. I know I’m sick of seeing theirs.
A television show worth watching.
That guy who cuts you off on the highway and then continues to run down everyone else on the road, practically crawling into their backseats, to finally get pulled over. Bad karma maybe, but justice, most definitely.
A nationwide ban on bumper stickers. This applies mainly to those people who have decided to plaster the back of their car with nothing but colorful, oftentimes, highly offensive propoganda. I really don’t know what’s being accomplished there.
An end to this post.
I will not permit bumper stickers on my car. I even removed the little sticker that identified the dealship where I bought it. That said, I have seen some of these bumper stickers around, and I think they’re cool (hopefully the links will come through):
While looking for that image, I came across this, which I’ve never actually seen in person:
Fingers crossed as I hit the “Submit Comment” button….
Hmmm. Apparently WordPress doesn’t allow img tags to be used in comments. Let’s try just links:
http://www.carryabigsticker.com/coexist.htm
http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/7103?mv_pc=gbase
Yay! That worked!
“Jeans that actually sit above my pelvis to come back in fashion”
Yes!!! I would like to see that too. Then I can quit running around in public in my pajamas just to cover my “assets”…
Good job with the links. I do like those bumper stickers. Though I don’t think I could permanently scar the Nissan. And I too took off the dealer tag. Mainly because it was Kelly, and everyone kept saying my car already named itself Kelly.
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Hahahaha. Yes, though I bet the pajamas are way more comfy. Of course, I could always try to bring suspenders back….hmmmm…..
A car named “kelly” has got to be a fine machine.
If you put an e before the y, it will make it even better!
Oh, right on, could do if I rigged it a bit. Perhaps, break off the “y” and marker it in. Poor Nissan. Hahaha. Perhaps, it’s better to remain unnamed.